- You wore loud shoes to work.
You ask yourself, 'How could I have been so stupid?' Wearing squeaky sneakers or heels, or anything that sounds like a petit horse every time your feet touch the ground, is the worst decision ever.
- You thought you plugged your headphones in, but you definitely did not.
Welp, now everyone knows you like Ke$ha. Deal with it.
- You ate an apple.
Are you insane?
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